| Sheldon: You know me to be a very smart man. Don't you think that if I were wrong, I'd know it? |
謝爾頓：你知道我是個聰明絕頂?shù)娜恕Ｒ俏页鲥e了，我能不知道嗎？ |
| Sheldon: You're a lucky man. You're talking to one of the three men in the western hemisphere capable of following that train of thought. |
謝爾頓：你很幸運(yùn)。在西半球僅有三個人能跟得上你剛才的思路，而正在跟你講話的這個恰恰就是其中之一。 |
| Sheldon: I am a published theoretical physicist with two doctorates and an IQ which can't be accurately measured by normal tests. Now, how much scarcer could I be? |
謝爾頓：我是個理論物理學(xué)家，出過書，有兩個博士學(xué)位，普通的測試甚至無法準(zhǔn)確地測量我的智商。我還能更珍稀一點(diǎn)兒嗎？ |
| Sheldon: Looking out at your fresh young faces, I remember when I, too, was deciding my academic future as a lowly graduate student. Of course, I was fourteen. And I had already achieved more than most of you could ever hope to, despite my 9:00 bedtime. |
謝爾頓：看著你們這些年輕的新面孔，我不禁回想起，曾經(jīng)，我也是一個卑微的研究生，忙著為自己的學(xué)術(shù)前途做決定。當(dāng)然了，那時我剛剛14歲，取得的成績已經(jīng)是你們大部分人都遠(yuǎn)不能企及的，而且還能每天九點(diǎn)準(zhǔn)時上床睡覺。 |
| Sheldon: You want me to use my intelligence in a tawdry competition? Would you ask Picasso to play Pictionary? Would you ask Noah Webster to play Boggle? Would you ask Jacques Cousteau to play Go Fish? |
謝爾頓：你想讓我把才智浪費(fèi)在這種華而不實(shí)的比賽上嗎？你會讓畢加索（西班牙畫家）去玩畫圖猜詞嗎？會讓諾亞?韋伯斯特（美國詞典編纂家）去玩拼詞游戲嗎？會讓雅克?庫斯托（法國海洋勘探家）去玩“釣魚”牌戲嗎？ |
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